Sunday, June 29, 2003
SOX FAIL TO RUN UP THE SCORE, JACK MCKEON HAPPY ABOUT THAT
Florida Marlins 25
Boston Red Sox 45
RECAP
BOX SCORE
Sox advance to the elimination stage on aggregate goals. (bad soccer joke)
Does anybody know who that hot blonde was sitting behind home plate? She had a pink shirt on. Sie war sehr nett! Eine Schlampe!
The Man of the Game is "Honest" Gabe Kapler with his 2 homeruns. One of them hit some lady in the first row of the Monster Seats. She was okay, unfortunately, and got a "Jawnny Damon basebawl" Kapler's been a great pickup. See ya later Giambi! Here are the MOTG standings:
1. Nomar-4
2. Millar-3
3. Nixon-2
4. Kapler, Mueller, Burkett, Sanchez, Rupe, Lyon, J. Crede (CWS), E. Loiza (CWS), JD Drew (StL), B. Myers (PHI), J. Pierre (FLA)-1
I like seeing Kapler in he #29 jersey. Much better than Hillenbrand. Fuck Hillenbrand. Speaking of which, he was just activated by the D-Bax.
Speaking of former Sox. Tomo Ohka nearly got a n0-hitter vs. the Jays. He lost the no-no but won the game. Y*nks play against the M.E.T.S. (Must End The Season) tonight.
Overreaction from Little and the boys? BH Kim to pen? and Little hinting at bullpen changes. I don't think Kim should close. I think we need the starter. I don't put my faith in Burkett or Mendoza or Fossum. I'd rather have Fossum close. I think he's perfect for the closer position. Here's why:
1. Fossum only has two pitches, making him perfect for the bullpen and a very questionable starter.
2. He's got the over powering fastball and the off-balancing curveball to get guys out.
3. He's a lefty which means it's easier for him to get guys like Giambi out.
I'll elaborate more on closing tomorrow as it is an off-day for the Sox.
Chad Fox was activated off the DL. I love that expression "activated" as if he were a robot or something. "This is Chad Fox 2000, I am willing to pitch now. Error. Malfunction. Homerun" Rudy Seanez got designated for assigment which means he's gone. (Thank fucking God!) Ramiro Mendoza pitched 5 scoreless innings in A Sarasota against a bunch of recent high schoolers and college grads. That's all for now.
Florida Marlins 25
Boston Red Sox 45
RECAP
BOX SCORE
Sox advance to the elimination stage on aggregate goals. (bad soccer joke)
Does anybody know who that hot blonde was sitting behind home plate? She had a pink shirt on. Sie war sehr nett! Eine Schlampe!
The Man of the Game is "Honest" Gabe Kapler with his 2 homeruns. One of them hit some lady in the first row of the Monster Seats. She was okay, unfortunately, and got a "Jawnny Damon basebawl" Kapler's been a great pickup. See ya later Giambi! Here are the MOTG standings:
1. Nomar-4
2. Millar-3
3. Nixon-2
4. Kapler, Mueller, Burkett, Sanchez, Rupe, Lyon, J. Crede (CWS), E. Loiza (CWS), JD Drew (StL), B. Myers (PHI), J. Pierre (FLA)-1
I like seeing Kapler in he #29 jersey. Much better than Hillenbrand. Fuck Hillenbrand. Speaking of which, he was just activated by the D-Bax.
Speaking of former Sox. Tomo Ohka nearly got a n0-hitter vs. the Jays. He lost the no-no but won the game. Y*nks play against the M.E.T.S. (Must End The Season) tonight.
Overreaction from Little and the boys? BH Kim to pen? and Little hinting at bullpen changes. I don't think Kim should close. I think we need the starter. I don't put my faith in Burkett or Mendoza or Fossum. I'd rather have Fossum close. I think he's perfect for the closer position. Here's why:
1. Fossum only has two pitches, making him perfect for the bullpen and a very questionable starter.
2. He's got the over powering fastball and the off-balancing curveball to get guys out.
3. He's a lefty which means it's easier for him to get guys like Giambi out.
I'll elaborate more on closing tomorrow as it is an off-day for the Sox.
Chad Fox was activated off the DL. I love that expression "activated" as if he were a robot or something. "This is Chad Fox 2000, I am willing to pitch now. Error. Malfunction. Homerun" Rudy Seanez got designated for assigment which means he's gone. (Thank fucking God!) Ramiro Mendoza pitched 5 scoreless innings in A Sarasota against a bunch of recent high schoolers and college grads. That's all for now.
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