Thursday, June 26, 2003
SOX REDUCE TIGERS TO PUSSIES
Detroit Tigers 2
Boston Red Sox 11
RECAP
BOX SCORE
Another solid start from Burkett and a 9 run explosion from the offense in the 8th results in another crushing victory of Detroit. Maybe that's why Detroit's Marshall "Eminem" Mathers can be seen wearing a Sox hat on ObeyPedro.com. Me and my boy Cav went to the game. Section 36 repREZent! Great seats great game. I'll go over the game first.
Burkett started off shaky giving Detroit a 1-0 lead. He then settled down and pitched 6 good innings striking out 5. Mike Maroth pitched well but got his 12th loss. Too bad. Picking a Man of the Game was tough until the end. Nomar and Varitek were the two prime contenders. Nomar made a great relay throw to eliminate a man at the plate and his only hit was a 3 run HR that sealed the deal for the Sox win. However, Varitek hit a solo shot that gave the Sox the early lead, made the tag on Nomar's relay, and threw out two men attempting to steal. His RBI double in the 8th assured him his first MOTG. Here are the standings:
1. Nomar - 4
2. Millar - 3
3. Burkett, Varitek, Sanchez, Trot, Rupe, Lyon, J. Crede, E. Loiza, JD Drew, B. Myers - 1
Of course, no Bitch-Goat when the Sox win.
Y*nkees won, Blue Jays lost. Sox in 2nd by themselves. And there was much rejoicing (yay).
Y*nks make a deal for Karim Garcia and Dan Miceli
Now, the fun part of going to the games isn't really watching the game. I rarely sit in seats closer than 400 feet to the plate so my view of the game sucks. There's so much more at the game, though. For instance, this last game, the drunkards in the centerfield bleachers got on Tigers CF Alex Sanchez simply cuz he was the closest guy to yell at. I've seen things like this happen before. Jay Gibbons and Vernon Wells have both fallen victim to being in a position close to the bleachers. And message to Alex Sanchez, who I'm sure is a frequent reader of my blog, don't get pissed at the bleacher bums when they yell at you. Just let it roll off your back or have fun with it. Otherwise, it'll get louder and more vicious.
Early in the game, some guy got up from his first row bleacher seat and started yelling at the bullpen guys. He didn't last too long. The Fenway security escorted him out as the bullpen pitchers literally waved good-bye to the dumbass.
Late in the game, two very, VERY, VERY hot girls found their way to my home (Section 36). Their arrival was met with an ovation of applause from the male population of the lower CF bleachers. Then they left, perhaps frightened by all the drunk 35 year old guys leering at them. I saw them on the way out of the bleachers and regretted not stopping and asking for both of their numbers. Oh well. So if anyone reading this knows the hot blonde who wore pink short shorts to the Tigers game on Thursday or her slightly less hot friend, E-mail me at rawbeezeitz@yanks-suck.com. DO IT!
The Sox changed their BP uniforms. The number and name on the back are now completely white as opposed to navy blue with a white lining like the lettering on the front. I like the colors, but not the inconcistency from front to back. Whatever. It's a BP uniform so it don't matter too much, I guess.
That's about it for now. Sox look for the sweep today at 1:00 EST. The forecasted high temperature is in the 90s which is good for Pedro, bad for the fans. Drink plenty of fluids and remember, beer dehydrates you, so you gotta drink more of it.
Detroit Tigers 2
Boston Red Sox 11
RECAP
BOX SCORE
Another solid start from Burkett and a 9 run explosion from the offense in the 8th results in another crushing victory of Detroit. Maybe that's why Detroit's Marshall "Eminem" Mathers can be seen wearing a Sox hat on ObeyPedro.com. Me and my boy Cav went to the game. Section 36 repREZent! Great seats great game. I'll go over the game first.
Burkett started off shaky giving Detroit a 1-0 lead. He then settled down and pitched 6 good innings striking out 5. Mike Maroth pitched well but got his 12th loss. Too bad. Picking a Man of the Game was tough until the end. Nomar and Varitek were the two prime contenders. Nomar made a great relay throw to eliminate a man at the plate and his only hit was a 3 run HR that sealed the deal for the Sox win. However, Varitek hit a solo shot that gave the Sox the early lead, made the tag on Nomar's relay, and threw out two men attempting to steal. His RBI double in the 8th assured him his first MOTG. Here are the standings:
1. Nomar - 4
2. Millar - 3
3. Burkett, Varitek, Sanchez, Trot, Rupe, Lyon, J. Crede, E. Loiza, JD Drew, B. Myers - 1
Of course, no Bitch-Goat when the Sox win.
Y*nkees won, Blue Jays lost. Sox in 2nd by themselves. And there was much rejoicing (yay).
Y*nks make a deal for Karim Garcia and Dan Miceli
Now, the fun part of going to the games isn't really watching the game. I rarely sit in seats closer than 400 feet to the plate so my view of the game sucks. There's so much more at the game, though. For instance, this last game, the drunkards in the centerfield bleachers got on Tigers CF Alex Sanchez simply cuz he was the closest guy to yell at. I've seen things like this happen before. Jay Gibbons and Vernon Wells have both fallen victim to being in a position close to the bleachers. And message to Alex Sanchez, who I'm sure is a frequent reader of my blog, don't get pissed at the bleacher bums when they yell at you. Just let it roll off your back or have fun with it. Otherwise, it'll get louder and more vicious.
Early in the game, some guy got up from his first row bleacher seat and started yelling at the bullpen guys. He didn't last too long. The Fenway security escorted him out as the bullpen pitchers literally waved good-bye to the dumbass.
Late in the game, two very, VERY, VERY hot girls found their way to my home (Section 36). Their arrival was met with an ovation of applause from the male population of the lower CF bleachers. Then they left, perhaps frightened by all the drunk 35 year old guys leering at them. I saw them on the way out of the bleachers and regretted not stopping and asking for both of their numbers. Oh well. So if anyone reading this knows the hot blonde who wore pink short shorts to the Tigers game on Thursday or her slightly less hot friend, E-mail me at rawbeezeitz@yanks-suck.com. DO IT!
The Sox changed their BP uniforms. The number and name on the back are now completely white as opposed to navy blue with a white lining like the lettering on the front. I like the colors, but not the inconcistency from front to back. Whatever. It's a BP uniform so it don't matter too much, I guess.
That's about it for now. Sox look for the sweep today at 1:00 EST. The forecasted high temperature is in the 90s which is good for Pedro, bad for the fans. Drink plenty of fluids and remember, beer dehydrates you, so you gotta drink more of it.
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