Saturday, July 26, 2003
COMMENCE MANIACAL CACKLING
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I used to think that the bleachers were the place to be for a Red Sox-Y*nkees game. I was wrong. Truly, the place to be is the right feild grandstand. About 66% of the fans in that area are Soxers, the rest represent the scum. Lot's of good back and forth "conversations" up there. And the orgasmic joy of defeating New York is multiplied ten times when one can turn around, and look hundreds of Y*nkee fans in their crooked eyes and cackle as maniacally as one can cackle. This was my last Y*nkees game of the season (unless we face them in the ALCS, in which case, a pilgramage to Fenway and the Stadium shall be in order) and I enjoyed it thoroughly.
This morning at 5:30 am, I left for Fenway, hoping to buy 2 Monster standing room tickets. I got there at about 6, and saw the ticket office beseiged by about 150 Sox fans who had camped out the night before. That is why Boston Red Sox fans are the BEST in the world.
Also today, I got about 8 feet from God a.k.a. PEDRO. Truly, PEDRO es el Dio del mundo! I took many pictures and just barely missed out on catching a ball he threw into the stands. My vision was blinded by the magnificence of El Dio.
Okay, now for the bad part. I gotta summarize the Y*nkees win on Friday night. Pedro pitched very well but the bullpen faltered and the offense was unable to deliver enough of an onslaught to give Pedro a win.
The Man of the Game for Friday night's Y*nkee win is, of course, Pedro. He struck out 10 in 6.2 IP. Although he allowed 7 hits and 4 walks, he was his usual self.
The Bitch-Goat shall be divided thusly. Kim will get 0.5 for his choking in the 9th. Pedro will get 0.2 because he wasn't as perfect as usual. Millar and Walker each were without hits so they'll each get 0.1. Grady was a moron so he gets 0.1. Where was Doug Mirabelli in the 9th? Jeremey Giambi? C'mon! Here are the B-G standings:
1. Lyon - 1.0
2. Kim, Manny - 0.9
4. Walker - 0.7
5. Timlin, Lowe - 0.6
7. Mendoza, Jones - 0.5
9. Grady, Millar, Rupe, Jones - 0.4
13. Fox, Varitek - 0.3
15. Pedro, Varitek, Nomar, Burkett - 0.2
19. Mueller, Seanez, Shiell, Ortiz, Jackson, Damon, Fossum - 0.1
NY Scum 4
Boston Red Sox 5
W: Kim (5-8)
L: Benitez (3-4)
BS: Kim (1)
H: Embree, Sauerbeck (9, 18)
Wrapup & Box Score
Great fucking game. Bea-fucking-utiful! couple of pics that may or may not have come out all that well. I'll get em developed and put em on my picture gallery dealy thingee.
The Man of the Game is John "The Throwback" Burkett. He went up against Mussina and didn't blink. He allowed a meager 3 hits. During the relative difficulty that Burkett endured during the 1st, I lamented to Cav that it was my luck to go to one Y*nkees game in this series and it would be Burkett vs. Mussina. I also lamented Giambi's presence on the field at all. I'm glad I was wrong. Here are the MOTG standings after 40 awarded:
1. Nomar - 5
2. PEDRO - 4
3. Nixon, Millar, Varitek - 3
6. Manny, Mueller, R. Halladay (TOR) - 2
9. Burkett, Lowe, Walker, Kapler, Burkett, Sanchez, Rupe, Lyon, D. Rolls (TB) M. Mussina (NYY), A. Pettitte (NYY) J. Crede (CWS), E. Loiza (CWS), JD Drew (StL), B. Myers (PHI), J. Pierre (FLA) - 1
David Ortiz proved why he is known as "The Crushah."
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I used to think that the bleachers were the place to be for a Red Sox-Y*nkees game. I was wrong. Truly, the place to be is the right feild grandstand. About 66% of the fans in that area are Soxers, the rest represent the scum. Lot's of good back and forth "conversations" up there. And the orgasmic joy of defeating New York is multiplied ten times when one can turn around, and look hundreds of Y*nkee fans in their crooked eyes and cackle as maniacally as one can cackle. This was my last Y*nkees game of the season (unless we face them in the ALCS, in which case, a pilgramage to Fenway and the Stadium shall be in order) and I enjoyed it thoroughly.
This morning at 5:30 am, I left for Fenway, hoping to buy 2 Monster standing room tickets. I got there at about 6, and saw the ticket office beseiged by about 150 Sox fans who had camped out the night before. That is why Boston Red Sox fans are the BEST in the world.
Also today, I got about 8 feet from God a.k.a. PEDRO. Truly, PEDRO es el Dio del mundo! I took many pictures and just barely missed out on catching a ball he threw into the stands. My vision was blinded by the magnificence of El Dio.
Okay, now for the bad part. I gotta summarize the Y*nkees win on Friday night. Pedro pitched very well but the bullpen faltered and the offense was unable to deliver enough of an onslaught to give Pedro a win.
The Man of the Game for Friday night's Y*nkee win is, of course, Pedro. He struck out 10 in 6.2 IP. Although he allowed 7 hits and 4 walks, he was his usual self.
The Bitch-Goat shall be divided thusly. Kim will get 0.5 for his choking in the 9th. Pedro will get 0.2 because he wasn't as perfect as usual. Millar and Walker each were without hits so they'll each get 0.1. Grady was a moron so he gets 0.1. Where was Doug Mirabelli in the 9th? Jeremey Giambi? C'mon! Here are the B-G standings:
1. Lyon - 1.0
2. Kim, Manny - 0.9
4. Walker - 0.7
5. Timlin, Lowe - 0.6
7. Mendoza, Jones - 0.5
9. Grady, Millar, Rupe, Jones - 0.4
13. Fox, Varitek - 0.3
15. Pedro, Varitek, Nomar, Burkett - 0.2
19. Mueller, Seanez, Shiell, Ortiz, Jackson, Damon, Fossum - 0.1
NY Scum 4
Boston Red Sox 5
W: Kim (5-8)
L: Benitez (3-4)
BS: Kim (1)
H: Embree, Sauerbeck (9, 18)
Wrapup & Box Score
Great fucking game. Bea-fucking-utiful! couple of pics that may or may not have come out all that well. I'll get em developed and put em on my picture gallery dealy thingee.
The Man of the Game is John "The Throwback" Burkett. He went up against Mussina and didn't blink. He allowed a meager 3 hits. During the relative difficulty that Burkett endured during the 1st, I lamented to Cav that it was my luck to go to one Y*nkees game in this series and it would be Burkett vs. Mussina. I also lamented Giambi's presence on the field at all. I'm glad I was wrong. Here are the MOTG standings after 40 awarded:
1. Nomar - 5
2. PEDRO - 4
3. Nixon, Millar, Varitek - 3
6. Manny, Mueller, R. Halladay (TOR) - 2
9. Burkett, Lowe, Walker, Kapler, Burkett, Sanchez, Rupe, Lyon, D. Rolls (TB) M. Mussina (NYY), A. Pettitte (NYY) J. Crede (CWS), E. Loiza (CWS), JD Drew (StL), B. Myers (PHI), J. Pierre (FLA) - 1
David Ortiz proved why he is known as "The Crushah."
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