Tuesday, July 08, 2003
MISCELANEOUS
Pedro throws balls over plate. Two dumbasses step into them. Unfortunately, they're fine.
AP Recap of yesterday's 2-1 loss.
"I don't know what was going through his mind, but if it's what it looked like, it's not good," Steinbrenner said. "It's not good for his team, not good for baseball. ... Fortunately, both of our men are OK."
-The Antichrist: Cunt Shitbrenner
"Are you crazy? The guy's right on top of the plate," Martinez said. "The only way you're going to get Soriano out is inside. He hits curveballs, he hits changeups, he leans over the plate. He's that good. You've got to give him a lot of credit. When you throw inside, you're going to hit guys sometimes. I don't try to hit anybody, it was just an accident."
-God a.k.a. Pedro Martinez
If anyone out there in The Nation sees Scumbrenner, drop the gloves and kill him. Do the world a favor.
Oh, and Mike Mussina is hereby stripped of the nickname "Moose." We all know Millarthra is the REAL Moose. Mussina shall hithertoforward be referred to as Mike Pussyna cuz he didn't retaliate for Pedro pitching inside. If Torre and co. felt Pedro was too aggressive, they should have let the Sox know.
Matsui a deserving All-Star? (hint, the answer is NO!)
Klapisch vs. McAdam
Big surprise a New Jersey Y*nkee dick sucker supports an overrated guy like Matsui. "Other than Ichiro Suzuki, no other major-league player has had to overcome obstacles similar to Matsui's." Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, how's about Jackie Robinson and the other black pioneers back in the day? How about Hideo Nomo who was treated like a traitor by the Japs? How about every hispanic player that doesn't get a translator?
"But the All-Star game isn't about overcoming obstacles or saving one's honor. It's about being among the game's best players, and for now, Matsui doesn't qualify."
-Sean McAdam, so fucking true man.
Former Soxer Hillenbrand hits three Homeruns in three Innings.
Insert Bob Lobell: how come we can't guys like that?
I wouldn't be surprised if some Shea Shupporters came out of the wood works and started protesting Epstein's trade after Kim's loss and Hillenbrand's Hat-Trick.
Arsenal shit:
Bergkamp dismisses contract offer. Dennis, you're old. You'll play in maybe half the matches that the regulars do so take a 50% pay-cut or leave. The Arsenal doesn't have the cash to pay a shiteload for an aging forward.
Post #56
"End of Line"
Pedro throws balls over plate. Two dumbasses step into them. Unfortunately, they're fine.
AP Recap of yesterday's 2-1 loss.
"I don't know what was going through his mind, but if it's what it looked like, it's not good," Steinbrenner said. "It's not good for his team, not good for baseball. ... Fortunately, both of our men are OK."
-The Antichrist: Cunt Shitbrenner
"Are you crazy? The guy's right on top of the plate," Martinez said. "The only way you're going to get Soriano out is inside. He hits curveballs, he hits changeups, he leans over the plate. He's that good. You've got to give him a lot of credit. When you throw inside, you're going to hit guys sometimes. I don't try to hit anybody, it was just an accident."
-God a.k.a. Pedro Martinez
If anyone out there in The Nation sees Scumbrenner, drop the gloves and kill him. Do the world a favor.
Oh, and Mike Mussina is hereby stripped of the nickname "Moose." We all know Millarthra is the REAL Moose. Mussina shall hithertoforward be referred to as Mike Pussyna cuz he didn't retaliate for Pedro pitching inside. If Torre and co. felt Pedro was too aggressive, they should have let the Sox know.
Matsui a deserving All-Star? (hint, the answer is NO!)
Klapisch vs. McAdam
Big surprise a New Jersey Y*nkee dick sucker supports an overrated guy like Matsui. "Other than Ichiro Suzuki, no other major-league player has had to overcome obstacles similar to Matsui's." Ummmmmmmmmmmmm, how's about Jackie Robinson and the other black pioneers back in the day? How about Hideo Nomo who was treated like a traitor by the Japs? How about every hispanic player that doesn't get a translator?
"But the All-Star game isn't about overcoming obstacles or saving one's honor. It's about being among the game's best players, and for now, Matsui doesn't qualify."
-Sean McAdam, so fucking true man.
Former Soxer Hillenbrand hits three Homeruns in three Innings.
Insert Bob Lobell: how come we can't guys like that?
I wouldn't be surprised if some Shea Shupporters came out of the wood works and started protesting Epstein's trade after Kim's loss and Hillenbrand's Hat-Trick.
Arsenal shit:
Bergkamp dismisses contract offer. Dennis, you're old. You'll play in maybe half the matches that the regulars do so take a 50% pay-cut or leave. The Arsenal doesn't have the cash to pay a shiteload for an aging forward.
Post #56
"End of Line"
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