Saturday, July 05, 2003
Y*NKEES AND ENGLAND SUCK
Except Arsenal FC, of course!
We really conquered the Stadium today. Anyone who saw or listened to the game could hear the chants and see the fans. (TV only) It was awsome hearing "Let's Go Red Sox" then "Y*nkees Suck" and then "Fuck the Y*nkees" in the Bronx. Goddamnit I wish I was there! Oh, well.
Boston Red Sox 10
New York Englishman 3
ESPN Recap
BRS Recap
Box Score
Back in the 19th century, to celebrate the 4th of July, townspeople would challenge the King of England to a fight and call him a skunk. After some drinking, they'd insult people and call them Englishmen. At the end of the post, I'll challenge the Queen and list some reasons why England sucks.
How come when I go down to the Bronx, we lose horribly? I shouldv'e bought tickets to this series, I think it'll be a good one.
Because this game was on the Fourth, I'm gonna try to use all the horrible July 4th puns I can think of. Boston pops New York. We knocked the ball around the Stadium like a cannon ball launched from Dorchester Heights on to the British garisson occupying the great city of Boston. I haven't seen somebody in New York knocked out like that since George Washington knocked out General Cornwalis. Okay, enough!
The Man of the Game was an easy pick. Varitek won this in a land slide. You go 4 for 5 with 2 HRs and your practically a shoe in. Honorble Mentions go to "Big" Billy Mueller, and David "Da Crushah" Ortiz for their double homerun days. Tek's were early, and he added a double to his hit parade which is why he won it. D-Lowe also gets an honorable mention for his Quality Start. I'm wicked happy we had a sinker-baller pitching, the ball was flying out of the park. Here are the MOTG standings:
1. Nomar - 4
2. Millar - 3
3. Nixon, Varitek - 2
5. Kapler, Mueller, Manny, Pedro, Burkett, Sanchez, Rupe, Lyon, J. Crede (CWS), E. Loiza (CWS), JD Drew (StL), B. Myers (PHI), J. Pierre (FLA) - 1
Jays lost 5-8 to the O's, A's lost 0-1 to Anaheim.
Really pointless and gratuitous article about Curtis Pride joining the Y*nkees. I think the Y*nkee fans at ESPN (there are quite a few) wanted something positive to write about the Y*nkees. Fucking scum that they are.
Mendoza vs. cl*m*ns today at 1:20 on Fox. Be prepared Soxers, the Fox broadcasters (Joe Buck, Tim McCarver) are notorious Y*nkee ass-kissers. And also be prepared for endless pregame bullshit.
If you're gonna bet on tonight's Pepsi 400 in Daytona, put your money on Dale Earnhardt Jr. He won last night's Busch Series race last night at Daytona and led for all 250 miles.
Here is why England sucks:
1. David Beckham - this is the captain of England's national soccer team. He's the most popular athlete in the world right now. He's the Derek Jeter of soccer, which means he sucks. All he can do is make good free kicks, which would be the equivalent of a really good pinch-hitter in baseball or a good foul-shooter in basketball, or a 3rd Down running back in football.
2. the monarchy - Why the fuck do these people still exist? They have NO power, yet they inherit vast fortunes simply because their inbred parents somehow got aroused by each other's buck teeth and they had a kid. For some reason, Princess Dianna was praised for her "work." What work? If she really wanted to solve the world's problems, why not give all your money to some starving African countries? Oh, but she did so much for banning land mines. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
3. crappy English TV - Most English TV shows are horribly boring. And how come every good English show only has like 6 episodes? I have every episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus on DVD and each season is literally 6 episodes. That's a season? American TV seasons usually last for half of a year which means they are around 25 episodes in length.
4. English pacifists - not all Englanders are so-called pacifists, but some are. Thier country was literally built on imperialism and war ever since it was conquered by the Normans in 1066. So enjoy the war!
5. Manchester United - a.k.a. Manure. I hate these scum and their fans. The fact of the matter is that most Manchester fans have never even been to Manchester, or Leicester County. Man U are the New York Y*nkees of the English League. They buy up all the talent and use their influence in the FA to get their way and win trophies.
I still love England though. I'll fight the Queen in a neutral location: Greenland. She's a skank.
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Except Arsenal FC, of course!
We really conquered the Stadium today. Anyone who saw or listened to the game could hear the chants and see the fans. (TV only) It was awsome hearing "Let's Go Red Sox" then "Y*nkees Suck" and then "Fuck the Y*nkees" in the Bronx. Goddamnit I wish I was there! Oh, well.
Boston Red Sox 10
New York Englishman 3
ESPN Recap
BRS Recap
Box Score
Back in the 19th century, to celebrate the 4th of July, townspeople would challenge the King of England to a fight and call him a skunk. After some drinking, they'd insult people and call them Englishmen. At the end of the post, I'll challenge the Queen and list some reasons why England sucks.
How come when I go down to the Bronx, we lose horribly? I shouldv'e bought tickets to this series, I think it'll be a good one.
Because this game was on the Fourth, I'm gonna try to use all the horrible July 4th puns I can think of. Boston pops New York. We knocked the ball around the Stadium like a cannon ball launched from Dorchester Heights on to the British garisson occupying the great city of Boston. I haven't seen somebody in New York knocked out like that since George Washington knocked out General Cornwalis. Okay, enough!
The Man of the Game was an easy pick. Varitek won this in a land slide. You go 4 for 5 with 2 HRs and your practically a shoe in. Honorble Mentions go to "Big" Billy Mueller, and David "Da Crushah" Ortiz for their double homerun days. Tek's were early, and he added a double to his hit parade which is why he won it. D-Lowe also gets an honorable mention for his Quality Start. I'm wicked happy we had a sinker-baller pitching, the ball was flying out of the park. Here are the MOTG standings:
1. Nomar - 4
2. Millar - 3
3. Nixon, Varitek - 2
5. Kapler, Mueller, Manny, Pedro, Burkett, Sanchez, Rupe, Lyon, J. Crede (CWS), E. Loiza (CWS), JD Drew (StL), B. Myers (PHI), J. Pierre (FLA) - 1
Jays lost 5-8 to the O's, A's lost 0-1 to Anaheim.
Really pointless and gratuitous article about Curtis Pride joining the Y*nkees. I think the Y*nkee fans at ESPN (there are quite a few) wanted something positive to write about the Y*nkees. Fucking scum that they are.
Mendoza vs. cl*m*ns today at 1:20 on Fox. Be prepared Soxers, the Fox broadcasters (Joe Buck, Tim McCarver) are notorious Y*nkee ass-kissers. And also be prepared for endless pregame bullshit.
If you're gonna bet on tonight's Pepsi 400 in Daytona, put your money on Dale Earnhardt Jr. He won last night's Busch Series race last night at Daytona and led for all 250 miles.
Here is why England sucks:
1. David Beckham - this is the captain of England's national soccer team. He's the most popular athlete in the world right now. He's the Derek Jeter of soccer, which means he sucks. All he can do is make good free kicks, which would be the equivalent of a really good pinch-hitter in baseball or a good foul-shooter in basketball, or a 3rd Down running back in football.
2. the monarchy - Why the fuck do these people still exist? They have NO power, yet they inherit vast fortunes simply because their inbred parents somehow got aroused by each other's buck teeth and they had a kid. For some reason, Princess Dianna was praised for her "work." What work? If she really wanted to solve the world's problems, why not give all your money to some starving African countries? Oh, but she did so much for banning land mines. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
3. crappy English TV - Most English TV shows are horribly boring. And how come every good English show only has like 6 episodes? I have every episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus on DVD and each season is literally 6 episodes. That's a season? American TV seasons usually last for half of a year which means they are around 25 episodes in length.
4. English pacifists - not all Englanders are so-called pacifists, but some are. Thier country was literally built on imperialism and war ever since it was conquered by the Normans in 1066. So enjoy the war!
5. Manchester United - a.k.a. Manure. I hate these scum and their fans. The fact of the matter is that most Manchester fans have never even been to Manchester, or Leicester County. Man U are the New York Y*nkees of the English League. They buy up all the talent and use their influence in the FA to get their way and win trophies.
I still love England though. I'll fight the Queen in a neutral location: Greenland. She's a skank.
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